Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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