in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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