Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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