Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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