He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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