I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Randomize
