To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
