i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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