Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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