Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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