in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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