i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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