i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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