giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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