But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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