Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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