My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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