The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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