Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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