Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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