I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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