I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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