Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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