I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
too bad you live with your parents still
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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