Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize