i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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