I'm gonna have a badass scar
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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