pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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