And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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