Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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