We're like a lot better than the average bears
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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