So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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