last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
It's just like the Real World with babies
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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