Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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