Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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