She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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