$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
