Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Randomize