when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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