found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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