But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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