Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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