sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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