you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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