remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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