the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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