no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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