just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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