Pants 0. Shit 1.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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