whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Randomize
