I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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