Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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