lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I supernannyed him into submission
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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