i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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