I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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